- let's play a game! i'll start, and you can add a sentence or two to keep it going. everyone can play, even anonymously, so be creative!
okay? okay!
my starter sentence:
"ugh," annie bee groaned, looking up from her computer, "my cat is snoring again."
26 comments:
I need something to wake this pussy up!
that cat is the fattest laziest animal ever
What can I find in my little red sock for that fat lazy thing?
Oh, look! Some Breathe-Right Strips!
annie bee looked at the package instructions, then at her cat.
"damn."
"i hope they stick to fur."
Annie stands up from her computer chair, feline in tow.
"I know I left a some cutting shears somewhere!"
[Do contact PETA. Animals are amazing, but that was too good to pass up. ;)]
annie's cat wriggles free.
"yo. mom." furrypurry says, standing on two legs at annie's feet, looking up at the shears, one paw on one fuzzy hip. "what gives?"
FuzzyWuzzy trots over to the armoir, pulls out his bling, and calls his homes.
"Dude, you're never gonna believe this."
Annie collapsed to the ground in shock, staring at her cat
[PAUSE]
*That was supposed to say "DON'T call PETA."
Jeez.
"I can't believe I just did that!" Annie squealed in utter dismay. She then looked down at the juciest, most delightful tofu sammich ever, which laid upon a plate on her desk. "AND I can't believe it's not Mayo!" She squealed once more, taking a ginormous bite.
the sandwich screamed and jumped from her hands and Fuzzywuzzy pounced towards it as it ran under the armoire
Fuzzywuzzy blinked in disbelief.
"If that isn't a sign that I've had too much catnip, I don't know what is..."
"Do you like Mayo?" the sammich whispered from under the armoire.
"Fuck YEAH, you do!"
Mikey Voice
"Oh my Gaaahd! What the hell is that sammich talking foooor?!"
/Mikey Voice
annie looked around, eyes wide. did she just hear mikeyway? was she hallucinating?
talking cats, ok.
talking tofu, well....
ok.
invisible mikeyway? omg!
the sandwich peeked out from under the armoire and said "Help me please! I was a well known singer but the wicked witch of Blogbelieve turned me into this!"
"You too?" came very Mikey Way like voice from under the sofa.
furrypurry looked up at annie from the floor by the armoire. annie looked back at her cat.
"i'm not allowed to eat food that talks back, am i." furrypurry pouted.
"no, you're not." annie answered absentmindedly. "now where did i put my grimoire?"
three tiny figures stepped out of the darkness under the armoire and flanked the tofu/singer.
"no grimoire can change wot the great ones have done for us!" said one.
annie bee and furrypurry exchanged another look.
"yeah! we jest wanted to spend some quality time with himself, is all! his tofuness will wear off in three days!" said a second.
"so, you can all skeddadle and leaves himself to our fine hospitality." said the third.
Wow, that's just how I imagined Leonard and Fred.
You're very talented!
Thank you so much!
Hope you have an amazing xmas!
Merry Christmas my poppet, my it be filled with joy and peace.
Love always, Gnothi x
Then a small figure emerged from beneath the sofa and ran to the tofu/singer's side it appeared to be a piece of spaghetti with glasses "Save me!" it cried.
With that a puff of purple smoke appared and a cackle rang out
"No I am the Blogbelieve Witch and you shall never be saved!!"
*story pauses so Mustard can give thanks*
Wow.
First of all, your an amazing artist. I can't even imagine! The Leonard watercolor is spot-on and exactly how I imagined him! Just splendid.
Secondly, wow. Right? Like, this has been a journey. I don't really have anything I can say but Thank You. I'll never forget everything you've said to me. It still haunts me honestly.
You hang tough, TJ. I hope this new year will be much better for you. May the Christmas spirit overwhelm you and see that you're happy this holiday and always.
Love.
Mustard
Tis the night before christmas eve and this little xmas fairy is being like santa. Whereas he travels the world bringing pressies to all, I travel round blogland giving snogs and christmas wishes to all. So, what do you want? *waves her magic wand* Tis done.
merry christmas tj.
have a lovely day
love
fimble star
Merry Christmas Toujours
It's Christmas morning and I just wanted to say hello and wish you the best of everything. I feel so blessed this year because of all the new friends I have. All because of a little house I think of as home, Casa de Mayo.
Love you bunches.
SanDee (Elena)
What's funny is your comment you left this morning for Mayo was so heartfelt, I felt like you.
It brought a tear to my eye because I understood.
I thought today as I unwrapped my gifts, "Man. I bet TJ's kitty's having a ball right now." Seriously, I did.
I'm so glad that your heart feels a little better. Mine does, too. I never want this to end, you know?
I'm off to DM! I hope the rest of your Christmas is peaceful and bright :)
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